Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Aliens Stole My Child!
Hmmmm, just sitting, thinking, and waiting for the pod aliens to return my child to me. See, sometime in the middle of the night my youngest daughter "The Diva" was replaced by a pod alien person. I have seen the movie "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers" (You know the good one, with Donald Sutherland) numerous times so I know the signs! In the middle of the night while you sleep they take and kill your body and replace it with a pod which develops into an alien you! The Diva did used to sleep ... A LOT! This morning before the alien daughter went to school she made me BREAKFAST! AND she brought it to me in bed! (Hmmm, I know, suspicious right??) Mind you, it is NOT my Birthday, NOT Mother's Day, and to my knowledge I am NOT terminally ill, therefore that means "IT'S NOT HER". She made scrambled eggs, toast with jelly, ham, cheese grits, and home fried potatoes (REAL POTATOES that she cut and fried herself). So if any of you reading this knows my real Diva Daughter, then you know this is waaaayyyy out of character for her. Then she happily went off to school! She didn't even eat! (Should I be concerned about poisoning???)
But that is not the only sign that my Diva daughter has been replaced by an Alien Pod daughter! When she came home from school I told her to vacuum the living room. Instead of the customary, deep breathing, mumbling and 8 hours to 3 days to comply, SHE JUST DID IT! So as you can see there is really something going on here ......
If you don't hear from me again that means the pod people took me too...
PRAY FOR ME..... oh, and call Donald Sutherland he will know what to do!
Regina..... or am I ...
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