Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Ball Of Confusion ....

I feel like a Ball Of Confusion!!  Hmmmm, I am wondering what is this evil plot my daughter is hatching in that evil brain of hers.  If she is not hatching an evil plan than sadly I must concede that the alien child of mine has returned to replace my birth child.  I blogged about the time aliens stole my baby back in March.  You can read that post HERE.
So you must be wondering why I am CONVINCED that the alien child has returned...  Well last night I had a paper due for school.  By the tine I finished this 1700 word paper I was tired and hungry so I popped a pizza in the oven for the Diva and I.  After I ate I went to my room where I was rudely reminded that I had washed my linens earlier in the day and had not put new ones on my bed.  **DEEP SIGH**  So I put clean linens and blanket on my bed, tied down this hair of mine, read my bible chapters, and fell into the bed planning to clean the kitchen in the morning.  I heard HER in the kitchen but it was 1 am and I was tired so I fell out.
I heard her slam the door as she left for school this morning, so I got up showered and headed for the kitchen to wash last night's dishes.  You already KNOW what I found! Yes, the alien had come and replaced my Diva and cleaned the dishes!  Not only the dishes in the sink, but I had a pot soaking on the side of the sink and she cleaned that too!
In my confusion I walked back through the apartment and walked by their bathroom, upon pushing the door open I saw that the bathroom was CLEAN!  Yozza!! If anyone knows the Diva, they know that the bathroom sink is ALWAYS coated in STUFF! Hair products, combs, brushes, curling irons, flat irons, lotions, makeup, and all types of other stuff that I can't even describe!  So I started thinking.... Hmmm, doing the dishes without me asking, cleaning the bathroom, her room has been clean for almost 2 weeks, she vacuumed the living room on Sunday, and she is making the bed before she leaves in the morning... and the strangest thing of all... SHE MADE SUNDAY DINNER!
So as you can see she is either an ALIEN or ...she is planning to kill me... I have no riches to leave behind so the killing is probably out of the question.
I have to watch her more carefully and try to figure out what her and her kind are plotting!  I am not scared, just confused and contemplative.  I am wondering if I should love, accept, and embrace this alien child or should I be yearning for and looking for my birth child?????
WHICH WOULD YOU DO??

To help you think this over I leave you with the Temptations....
~Ball Of Confusion~


Smooches,
Regina



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Selena 17 April, 2012 15:34

Baaahahahahahaha! I'd say run but it's your house, so just go with it. What's the worst that could happen?!! Oh wait, never mind! :)

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LOL!!!!!!!!! Embrace right after a google search to see if she took out a life insurance policy on you!!! :)

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Dionna Sanchez 18 April, 2012 14:33

Good parenting pays off. Embrace it and it will stick. :)

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